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After a lengthy week, Jen and I went for drinks with Frances (whose birthday it was) and then a meal with Olly and Lars (who are very soon to have a baby). I learned that Lars’ surname translates from German as “heifer shit-heap”, amongst other things.

On Saturday, a bit of breadmaking was followed by a train journey to Ramsgate, to stay with Gail, Jen’s old friend from way back. She and her husband Charlie have a very amazing house, and they cooked us amazing food, and we got amazingly drunk playing pool.

Safe

One thing about their house is that it’s really old, and it has a safe in one of the walls that holds the original hand-written deeds from the 1700’s… which slightly blew my mind. Wish I’d taken a photo of them.

The next day we walked around Ramsgate a bit. You can tell that it used to be a very popular place to go… parts of it feel a bit like you’re in a time-warp. We walked to the end of the harbour wall and surveyed the ocean, and it was dangerously cold.

We went to a great Belgian bar and had a glass of Belgian beer, and that was a very good idea wrapped up in a bad idea. The journey home and the rest of the day was a slow-burning hangover of epic proportions.

Done

The week was another good’un. Lots of diagrams were drawn, and extensive discussions had.

After hours

Work this week has been… interesting. Let’s leave that there.

In other news… Jenny has been training as a yoga teacher for the last 18 months, and passed her first teaching assessment. This involved a number of friends taking a class taught by her, all watched by an assessment person. She passed with flying colours, so, true to the original yoga philosophy, we all went and got pissed.

Shed

On Saturday we went to visit my mother’s mother, who is fast catching up with my father’s mother’s 90-ness. We ate food, did the diificult science clues left over in her crossword, and talked at length about nearly everything. I took some photos in the garden, which is now getting on for 30 years older than it was when I carefully painted the walls with a bucket of water and an old paintbrush.

Plans

I continue to plan a shed of my own… although it’s unlikely to be as sturdy or large as my Grandpa’s one. I’ll start as soon as it’s warm enough to go outside and stroke my beard about it for more than 5 minutes at a time.

Benn Northover

Finally, I picked up next month’s issue of Dazed & Confused, which includes a very excellent article on young Benjamin Northover.

Flood

This week featured one thing which made everything else pale into insignificance, and that was the spectacular weekend visit to Suffolk for Grandma’s 90th birthday.

The entire family assembled (for the first time since the arrival of its latest member) for a couple of nights in Walpole. We had a big meal on Saturday, at which I got drunk enough to not take any decent photos and make a short speech (which wasn’t nearly as tricky as the speech I’ll have to make later this year as Simon’s best man. Shit.)

The Eel's Foot 'walk'

On Sunday we went for a long walk which is usually longer because usually most of Suffolk isn’t flooded. The “Eel’s Foot walk” goes from Minsmere, through forest and heathland, to a pub called The Eel’s Foot. Here you have a pint of Adnams, and then keep going round to the coast and back up the beach for a while to where you started. We had to cut out the last bit and retrace our steps, which involved commandeering a passer-by’s bike to get us through the floodwater.

Sleep talking...

Work was relatively uneventful. We’re building stuff, continuing with our mission to make everything really good generally, one way or another.

The team’s Project Manager, Karen, on the other hand, has been having less uneventful times recently, having become an internet phenomenon with her blog about her husband’s sleep talking. She was on ITV during the week, explaining it all. We all gathered round and watched. She doesn’t normally wear that much lipstick.

In other news:

Man and machine

This week, time seems to have accelerated back to its usual high speed. The xmas break was pleasingly long and gradual, and I managed to forget everything to do with nearly everything, which is good. Now, we’re back to the familar mix of trying to wake up, commuting through London (through the snow, this time), working, commuting again, eating, and finally sleeping. Hopefully it’s just the contrast, and it’ll all settle down.

But it’s not been a great week. I have discovered again what I do for a living, and it seems to involve existing in a fractal version of ‘Groundhog Day’.

Brownie points

Thankfully, it’s not all work-work-work (remember this?). I made lots of things Sunday, including bread, chocolate brownies, soup, and a blackboard. Bread I do more-or-less every week, but it gets better every time. Brownies were actually a first… I misjudged the timing slightly and they ended up more liquidy in the middle than I wanted, so sadly we had to scoff the whole lot in a very short space of time. Soup was… for lunch. Blackboard was for Kai, who makes things too, and who made me a pair of bike-helmet ear-warmers last year.

I have decided to set up a way to sell these blackboards somehow… I think they may appeal to a certain sort of person. We shall see.

Green thing

Other things from this week, in no particular order:

  • Grandma (the Peggy Vesta Northover) was 90. We are all descending on her place in Suffolk for a party at the weekend.
  • I went for a meal with my dad and brother, which was good. We usually meet for a pint at The Angel in The Fields in Marylebone High St, which is a good pub. Good.
  • Went for a meal with Hannah and Vincent (that’s ‘Vansarn’ with a French accent, mind you), and ate waaaay too much cheese. It was a Raclette party, though, so that was the general idea.
  • It was still snowy, and dangerously icy, but it seems to be melting now.

And, as they say, so on.

Resolutions

Right then.

The first few seconds of 2010 were spent on my hands and knees in someone else’s flat in Dalston, feeling simultaneously a) annoyed that I was on my hands and knees in someone else’s flat in Dalston and b) pleased with myself for having fixed the connection between someone’s iPod and their hi-fi just in time for the stroke of midnight. The next few hours were drunken, but the resulting hangover wasn’t nearly as bad as it could have been.

We had a party on New Year’s Day. After a long walk in the sunshine, we spent the day clearing up the house and making food. I baked a ton of bread, and made celery salt for Bloody Marys… which was probably not quite as worth it as I thought it would be. The bread and Bloody Marys went down well, along with excellent vegetarian chilli and about 15 tons of baked potatoes made by Jenny. Lots of people turned up, and I was having so much fun I forgot to take any photographs (apart from the resolutions one, above). We drunkenly cleaned the house up before going to bed. Rock and roll.

Wood, burning

We spent the next day, the final Saturday before returning to work, not cleaning the house but sitting by the fire. Before getting warm, however, we got very cold swimming in London Fields Lido with Ben and Caroline. At home, we settled down and I read the whole of ‘The Road’ by Cormac McCarthy, and Jenny did 95% of her new 1000-piece jigsaw. We started at about 3.30pm, and - without any real breaks - stopped at about 10pm. Not bad going.

Sunday was spent panicking about the fact that we were going to have to go back to work. I went with Ben Martynoga to Hackney City Farm for a few hours to shovel shit into bags1 (for our respective gardens).

Work started the next day. I won’t give a day-by-day account…

The week was basically spent remembering what I do for a living. I tend to genuinely forget if I go away for a while. It’s a good sign, I think. I tell myself.

The project I work on (which is still a bit of a secret) progresses. We launched the first beta version to the live servers on Monday, but it’s restricted for now so you can’t see it unless you’re us. It’s quite good, but not there yet. Meanwhile, I wrote an article for the Web Developer Blog, which I’d been meaning to write for ages.

Snow in White City

It snowed a lot this week. It’s very very cold in our house. This is the coldest it’s been in this country for the whole of my life. The trains and roads are frozen and not working, in a slightly pathetic way. I hope it clears up in time for us to get to Suffolk next week Grandma’s 90th birthday… or that, at the very least, the real breakdown of the transport system waits until we’re firmly out of London and have had a chance to get ourselves a decent supply of tea, toast and Marmite.

  1. It was fun, but it reminded me a bit too much of work.

Gripping

If I’m going to do a quick review of 2009, it had better be quick, because it’s extremely 2010 now.

So, in no particular order:

  • I became an uncle, when young Scott Northover came into the world
  • Jen and I grew lots of vegetables in the garden - it’s not quite a baby, but it’ll do for the moment.
  • We did a ton of work on our house, and now the kitchen and the room next to the kitchen are really good
  • I raced in the Brompton World Championships in Oxford, for the first time, and missed my target time by one second exactly
  • I did tons of work at work, and the project is (as ever) getting closer to being a) good and b) out there. Time will tell.
  • I decided to start trying to take a photo every day and upload it to Flickr. The idea was to take self-portraits reflected in things. I managed to keep going for nearly two months, but I ran out of steam. I think my favourites were numbers 8, 13 and 46.
  • We went to Italy for a couple of days, and it was great (even though it fucking snowed, which wasn’t really part of the plan)
  • I made a lot of bread, inspired by Richard Bertinet’s book ‘Dough’, which is very good

Pedersen

According to Flickr (and it should know), this is my most ‘interesting’ photo. It’s of a Pedersen bicycle, and this one belongs to my uncle.

Grass snake

I found this very beautiful Grass snake at the weekend. It looked like it’d been nabbed by a bird and then dropped, because it had a couple of big gashes on its back. I took these photos and then left it on a low roof at the side of my uncle’s house. It was gone by the morning.

Tasks

I have been waiting for a time that never seems to come, when I’ll sort out this site and make an effort to say things on it. It’s not like I don’t constantly think of things I want to say… I just wait for that time.

I think that sums up a lot about the way I do things. I hate planning, and I hate finishing things… I think I like the bits in between. Which is a fat lot of good, really.

I read an interesting article about procrastination a while back, and it basically recommended just trying to do more things, as a way of tricking your procrastination-ridden brain into doing some things as a way to avoid doing other things. The more you have to do, the more likely it is that you’ll use one of the things you actually have to do to avoid doing one of the other new things you have to do. I think that was it.

So: onwards and upwards.

A few people I know at the BBC went to the same Sigur Rós gig that I did. And I just happened upon a blog post by one of them (which is now a 404, thanks Ben), where they had included photos by another of them. And the photos are nearly exactly the same photos that I just uploaded to Flickr: three of them, in the same order.

Just shows how much those same moments (the water curtain thing and the confetti in particular) have stuck in people’s minds…

If you’re using Textmate and want to post directly to your blog, and are using the Blogging Bundle, and can’t get it to work… try adding ‘.php’ to the XMLRPC URL in the setup file.

# List of Blogs
#
# Enter a blog name followed by the endpoint URL
#
# Blog Name   URL
  thing13     http://thing@thing13.net/xmlrpc.php

/Users/[you]/Library/Preferences/com.macromates.textmate.blogging.txt

Worked for me.

The wall of unanswered questions

Today I caused a flurry of productive activity at work by sticking a big bit of paper on the wall.

At the top, I wrote ‘Frequently Unanswered Questions’. On big yellow post-it notes, I started writing all the annoying gorilla-in-the-corner-of-the-room questions I could think of. The questions that consistently get asked on the way out of meetings, or over cups of tea and exasperated looks. The things that have become assumed unanswerable questions.

People started adding more questions. We collected a lot of them. And people started trying to answer them.

I moved the ones that looked like they might have been answered to another big bit of paper, to one side. The questions with unsatisfactory or contradictory answers were left in limbo, in the middle.

We now have lots of things to think about, and a way to see with our own eyes the progress we’re making to clear this mess up.

And a new acronym to use, cos there aren’t enough of those.

Finally

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We bought a house.

It’s gonna take a lot of work, but… we bought a house.

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